Re-eal men of geen-ii-usss..

Today, we salute you, Mr. Thinks He Runs Everything on Campus.

Mr. Thinks-He-Runs-Everything-on-Ca-am-pus!…

When you see a problem, you jump into action without hesitation. As you talk it over with the president, it’s obvious she’s awestruck by your wisdom. You can tell this by the way she can only stare blankly into the distance.

All she can do is smile and nod!…

Undeterred by the unimaginable burden upon your shoulders, you step forward and offer the solution as only you can…by being overruled by people the administration actually listens to.

“I don’t agree, but I’ll allow it!…”

Others may give you grief, but they just don’t understand the pressure of giving game-prep advice to lifelong coaches while en route to Europe and eating caviar from a supermodel’s navel.

Thankfully, what you lack in humility, you make up for in bravado. And if all else fails, you can still find a way to be right.

“I told you so! I told you so!…”

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh under-appreciated Caliph from the Country Club…for you are the one who truly puts the “boo” in “booster.”

Mr. Thinks-He-Runs-Everything-on-Ca-am-pus!…

(EaglePost Parodies, Ocean Springs, Mississippi)

As much as I’d like to put together a long, glowing review of Larry Fedora’s record-breaking head coaching debut, and start working on the Auburn edition of Know Thy Enemy, I am currently forced to tend to other matters of a higher priority.

See you on the other side…at least once the power’s back on.

Welcome one and all to Feeding the Fever, the newest blog dedicated to all things Golden Eagle. Special thanks go out to BaldEagle, the keeper of EaglePost for hosting this page and putting in the work to get it set up.

Though this is my first full plunge into the blogosphere, I fully expect this page to fall into a nice little rhythm over the coming weeks and months. I plan on adding a major update every week (preferably on a regularly scheduled day to be decided upon soon) with incidental blurbs posted in between as interesting items present themselves (there’s usually no shortage).

Though I have no specific plans for it, I’m sure some recurring features will also develop as time goes by. Obviously, as per the subtitle, the focus here will be Southern Miss, but I’ll be writing of other things around Conference USA and the more general realm of college sports, too. Don’t be surprised to see some palate-cleansing in the form of unrelated tidbits every now and then, too.

So once again, welcome! Sit back, enjoy the ride, and check back soon as we continue Feeding the Fever.

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